Hannah & Julie
roommates, technically adults, writers on the side.
When Julie and I started hanging out after we first moved into college, I noticed that she says a lot of funny things. Actually, first I noticed that she wears a lot of black tank tops. (She has literally thousands of black tank tops.) Then I noticed that she says a lot of funny things. I …
Since the beginning of our college careers, Hannah and I have been slowly morphing into one being. It started freshman year when ate lunch at a table for two in the dining hall every day of the week. Then we moved in together, and it escalated from there. Now we’re roommates. We’re also co-writers of …
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO4OZJ5ncY] (Warning to my grandparents, extended family members, and Internet friends who might be offended by explicit language/prolonged use of the term ‘bowel movements’: This video is not for you. Proceed to the post below.) “The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.” –Louis CK My …
“Yeah, I’m bendy. That’s about all I got goin’ for me.” -Julie In case you couldn’t tell from Jules’ previous post, sometimes she and I do yoga. And by sometimes, I mean a lot of the time. We do yoga even when we aren’t doing yoga. It’s a lifestyle, you know? Namaste, chakras, kale, spandex. …
Are you looking for new and exciting ways to actively not do schoolwork on the weekends? Of course you are. Lately, Hannah and I have taken to a new form of procrastination that comes in handy especially on Sundays when you have nowhere to be except the library. So if you’re ever bored and kind …
You know that slightly uncomfortable feeling you get when you are, without a doubt, the only person in the room that’s not on a date? Hannah and I spent pretty much all of Valentine’s Day in that strange twilight-zone of ultimate singledom. Allow me to set the scene: The lighting was dim and rosy, the …
First off, I’d like to inform you all that the “nudity” tag on Jules’ last post got us the highest readership we’ve had in months. You’re a dirty bunch, Internet surfers. That being said, we’ve decided we’re going to tag all of our posts as nudity-related from here on out, whether or not they are …
You don’t truly know someone until you’ve seen them in their underwear. On those standards, I know Hannah pretty damn well. Before I got to college, I had a solid group of friends who I spent numerous hours with and thought I knew pretty thoroughly. Then I got to school last fall and found myself …