Hannah & Julie
roommates, technically adults, writers on the side.
To be completely honest, I’ve been a bit of a mess lately, my friends. A few weeks ago I got anxious about a few things, then I got anxious about getting anxious, then before I knew it I was bawling in my car because Julie had 1) asked if I was okay and 2) put …
You guys, this weekend has been the best. All last week, I looked forward to Friday. (I guess everyone does that every week, to the point where it becomes a problem, but I swear I’ve got something semi-unique to say here. Bear with me.) Friday marked the beginning of a special weekend filled with special …
So, ehem… do you have any plans for after graduation? It feels like I’ve gotten this question a lot lately, from people who don’t necessarily know me all that well. These distant friends and relatives all have a hint of anxiety in their eyes as they ask. They know it’s a perfectly reasonable question, but …
You guys, the strangest thing has been happening lately. You know those moments; you’ll be walking to the library, or making lunch in your apartment, or sitting in class, and all of a sudden the rush of things you have to get done just washes over you and you can’t breathe for a second? Well …
A few weeks ago, Julie and I were downstairs at the bar, ignoring homework and attracting a lot of attention on the dance floor. (Yes, we live above a bar. Yes, it’s true what you’ve heard about our dance moves—they’re bizarre yet infectious.) Julie grabbed my arm and yelled in my ear as she often …
“C’s get degrees!” -everyone. It’s official, guys. We’re seniors. It’s our last year, and it feels like we’re slowly watching our lives crumble into the end of the world. Seriously. I tell people that I’m a senior like I’d tell people that my kidneys are failing. But there are some serious perks to senior year, …
The first thing you need to know is that Sarah Everhart Skeels is the coolest. (If you try to capture how cool she is in one really strong opening sentence, you will be unsatisfied with the understatement all of your word choices and eventually just settle on the coolest.) The second thing you need to …
So yesterday got away from me. I closed my laptop at the end of the day and it was already past midnight. So here it is, a day late: You guys, this Monday might actually last forever. I think it’s been Monday for several years already. It’s almost 8pm and this is the first time …
I’m not exactly sure when being “basic” became a thing. Every now and then, someone mentions basic bitches in front of Julie and me, and we’re always just a little bit perplexed. Who is basic? What is basic? Are we basic? Is basic starting to sound funny to anybody else? I bring up the basics …
Last week I was sitting in the library and my phone buzzed. It was a text from Hann. Several texts, actually. This is what they said: Sept. 24, 11:13am: Found a new coffee cart. Sept. 24, 11:13am: Vanilla-hazelnut flavor Sept. 24, 11:14am: Styrofoam cups which isn’t my favorite aesthetic Sept. 24, 11:14am: But this shit …